Monday, September 22, 2008

Wonderful world of ebay.

My mother has an addiction. Mum spends her spare time photographing totally hideous clothing from the back of her monstrous wardrobe, and then tries to flog it on ebay to unsuspecting brand fiends.

However yours truly had never really gotten into the ebay scene. I have an account and password sprawled on a piece of paper somewhere that is probably invalid because I haven't checked it in so long.
I do recall buying a pair of aviator sunglasses a few years ago in a desperate attempt to seem cool. That, and a horrible 'Bardot' halter-neck number that has remained in my cupboard with it's tags on to this very day.

While mum hesitantly left the computer the other day with her ebay account open I had a bit of a search and came across a few bargains that I immediately fell in love with.

My first watched item is ending at 8pm tonight and I will fight to the DEATH to purchase it!
It's a ruffled red dress with big elegant sleeves. Very jayo.

Anyway, lets all pray that the ebay Gods are on my side this evening!


Sunday, September 21, 2008

Fits children aged 3-8 years old.

Had a good friend's themed eighteenth birthday celebration on Friday night.
The theme was childhood, and you could interpret that any way that you wanted to!!
This was undoubtedly a total score for all guests involved. Theme parties where you're forced into a lame outfit are mildly tiresome. I can only thoroughly enjoy a dress up gathering if I have chosen my get up!
So I'd been searching on web and on foot for the appropriate outfit.
As I scaled the aisles of K-Mart one evening I finally came across an aisle just BUSTING with childs costumes that were 'childhood' appropriate.
I decided, after much agonising, on a $20 reversible Snow White/Cinderella costume that was ultimately designed for a child aged between 3-8 years old. You can understand the hardships I underwent to get it on.

In the end, I got my granny to cut the back open and hem it so it would be backless and would allow me to breathe minimally.
The outfit was a success!
So if anyone is seeking a cheap outfit, head to K-Mart. It is totally crammed with mini outfits just crying out to be chopped and changed to your body type!

Jayo out.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Craig me off a piece of that.

Ooh. Bit of a play on words.
And guess who I'm talking about..

Daniel effing Craig.

NEVER in my life have I seen a man wear a dinner jacket so beautifully.
I am yet to see a man with the same sculptured abdomen or perfectly formed biceps that Daniel possesses.
He is honestly a work of art.
I do feel compelled to share with you some particularly delicious photos of sir Craig.

His movies including partial nudity are;
1. Casino Royale
2. Tomb Raider
3. Flashbacks of a Fool
And probably others. It has just been too difficult for me to continue DC research because I'm too mesmerised by his phenomenal looks as it is.

If you do find the time to hit up Google images, beware!
Daniel's luminescent blue eyes will melt you like the Wicked Witch of the West gets melted in the Wizard of Oz.
And she really cops a good melting.

Anyway, I hope you have enjoyed todays blog.
As I write, I am watching Casino Royale with a longing gaze.


Thursday, September 11, 2008

No effing way.

I'm at a loss for words when looking at these people.
Gaze in wonder at them with me, wont you.

Her physique please.
Her boobies, ta.
Her shorts, cheers.
Her luminescent skin, yay!
Her flowing locks, yeeeah.Their wardrobe, hoorah!
Her big ass shoes, mmmm gimme.

I'm so envious.

Oh so envious!!!



Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Barack Obama.

America would seriously have to be daft not to elect Obama.
Let me just give you the positives of electing this man.

1) "Barack Obama understands that abortion is a divisive issue, and respects those who disagree with him." That was shamelessly taken from where Obama promotes a woman's right to an abortion but does not slander those who don't agree with him. Not only that, but the man ALSO plans to pour money into family planning centers that will work on promoting abstinence and safe sex methods.
2) Barack Obama actually plans to make college in America more affordable! Apart from all the white American supremacists who plan to sit around in pillow cases for the rest of their lives I don't see how Americans can't be excited about this! A chance for middle and lower class citizens of America to get an education if desired after high school. Get excited U.S.A!!
3) At a glance, Barack's health care plan hopes to provide quality, affordable and portable health care coverage for all Americans. He is going to try and make sure Americans receive Guaranteed eligibility. No longer will you Yankees be denied an insurance plan because of a predisposition to an illness or hereditary condition.

And that is that.
The man is seriously a GOD!


Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Something that mildly grinds my gears.

I was discussing my tattoo plans with a few buds when the majority of them piped up and questioned my tat motives.
Each of them asked what the significance of my tattoo was, begging me to tell them that I was seeking some unoriginal Chinese symbol that I believed meant unity when translated properly actually meant crab.
So now I must have a rage rant.
Why o' why must I need a reason to ink up 2cm by 2cm of my left hip??
For now, I thoroughly enjoy the prospect of getting a tattoo and do not seek any meaningful reason to persue inking my left hip.
I do however acknowledge that in 50 years time when I can just about tuck my boobs into my socks I might not love having a tattoo no matter how small or how meaningless it may be. However i'm sure i'll have far too many folds of skin on my guts for anyone to see it in all its glory.
There you are.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Blogging freshman.

Greetings fellow bloggers.

Still learning the ropes here but I do know a little about this forum of sorts.

1. As an individual you can post all sorts of blogs about your life/interests.
2. You can converse with other bloggers.

And that, is my sound understanding of this site.

I don't really have a superb plan for this webpage. I guess i'll be writing aimlessly and sharing images of a thrilling nature with you all.

Signing off,